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GOOD> In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot> to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the> problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted> sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer then found the young> accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of> money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

>> BETTER> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated> radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Beingcute,> he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with> another mailed photo of handcuffs.

>> BEST> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked> to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are> going to sell me a ticket to the TexasStatePolice Ball." He replied,> "TexasStateTroopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while> she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,> got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her> car.

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