and I'm not even Hawaiian!

FRIENDS VS. HAWAIIAN FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this